So yesterday was a very unusual day. A friend and I were planning to the movies to watch "Machete" and I was very excited because I haven't been to the theaters in 3 months and I had a pretty hot date. So I wake up and check my text messages to see a message from the chick I was taking to the movies. It said she couldn't go because she had to do something with her dad. I didn't feel like going to the movies anymore because my friend had a date and I didn't so that would of been weird. I went over to his house to tell him but he insisted that he would find me a date. He did. We arrive at the theaters with 2 anorexic chicks and right when were about to buy the tickets for "machete" my date pops up and says she wants to see "The Exorcist" . We decided to be gentlemen and watch "The Exorcist" with them.
So we are watching the movie and my stomach begins to toss and turn because I had not eaten anything all day so i tell my friend i'm going to buy some popcorn and he tells me to bring him a slushy. Okay so after waiting 15 mins in line I order some food and then she tells me the price: $37.25. I looked at her like WTF and just wanted to leave all that there but she had already prepared everything so that would of been messed up so I still pay. I'm shuffling through my pockets for $40 and find a $20 and put it on the counter but the rest I can see are $1s and some change but I could of sworn i had another $20. So i am going crazy looking for my other $20 until i check in the little pocket ontop of the real pocket in my pants. There it is! So I pay for the food and when she is giving me the change a quarter falls.
A lady next to me bends down and grabs the quarter. Im thinking shes going to return it to me but she puts it in her pocket. I got so mad I cussed that lady out in front of everybody. I told her I woulda slapped the shit outta her if it wasn't just a quarter and the she left. Another old lady behind me tells her husband "Did you hear what he said?" and I turn around and cuss her out too and tell her to mind her business and left before security came.
I arrive at the screen where the movie is with 2 Large popcorns,2 hotdogs,2 large cokes, 1 slushy, and a pack of twizlers. Turns out these anorexic chicks don't want to eat anything and only drink the soda. My friend and I end up having to eat everything. As the movie goes on my date leans into my arm and I hold her hand and shes shaking. I ask her why shes shaking and she tells me the movie is scary.
I just want to let you all know that "The Exorcist" is the most crappiest movie I have ever seen. It isn't even scary. Also, sorry to spoil it for you all but you gotta wait 3 hours until in the very last 30 secs of that movie everybody gets killed by a buncha redneck hillbillies.
So when we are leaving we come out to see about 5 black guys outside following us. I guess the lady I burned the shit out of called her family or something, I don't know but I didn't want to run. I get confronted by 3 of them and they starting talking their regular crap. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you guys! My friend is a nutcase that s in the gym 6 hours from Monday to Thursday and we both practice Muay Thai/Boxing. While the 3 guys are talking their crap my friend decides to sock the one closest to him and run.
We are running and one of the anorexic chicks falls down because she had heels on. I turn back to get her and I get tackled. I am here on the floor getting whooped on by 5 guys and I try pulling myself up by grabbing a guy by the shirt. So while im getting up i get punched right in the forehead so hard my head cocks back and hits the pavement. Im getting jumped until security come and they run. I didn't feel like talking to anybody so I just ran too. I call my friend and ask him where he is and he told me he was inside the Movie Theatre and he was calling for help. He pulls up in the car and picks me up.
We head home in complete silence and drop the girls off. I arrive at my house and go straight to sleep. I was supposed to go to a party after but I didn't feel like doing anything. So I went to sleep. It is 7:52 PM here and I just barely woke up. I have a huge bump on the top of my head and I feel like going back to sleep. Also, PWO is still down.
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Couch Airbag Explosion Prank
Day 6 and the server is still down. The good news is that I found some new survivors! Three of them. Hopefully tomorrow can find more but today, we get Pranks!
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